Tuesday, February 26, 2008

Yay or Ney?

Advantage of a huge purse = carries all your crap
Disadvantage of a huge purse = accidentally hitting a switch on a soda machine and having it poor all over the purse and down the side of your leg.

Advantage of having a husband who iron your shirts = self explanatory
Disadvantage of having a husband who irons your shirts = not knowing that he buttons two buttons on the shirts when he hangs them up so when you try to put it on you can’t and then get deodorant on it.

Advantage of having nice neighbors = knowing Jeffery Domer isn’t next door.
Disadvantage of having nice neighbors = feeling bad when they make you tailgate them through the hood.

Advantage of having a husband who gets your car washed = another self explanatory
Disadvantage of having a husband who gets your car washed = freaking out that the windows have been left down in the car because the windows are so clean you can’t ‘see’ them.

2 comments:

Mauleigh said...

Bummer about your purse. Yeah about the man slave you call your 'husband'

Sarah said...

I want a man slave! That would be awesome. I didn't even realize you could get a man slave. I just thought that's what people have kids for.