Tuesday, January 8, 2008

Thanks for the Support

Dear Victoria Secret Employee,

I have a piece of advice for you. The next time you tell someone your store opens at 10am, make sure you know what the crap you are talking about. Just because you are pissed you have to break up fights between SLO housewives and college students all day, doesn’t mean you need to start sabotaging other respectable women!

Yeah that was me outside on Sunday morning at 10AM shivering in the cold watching you enjoy the calm before the storm. If you recall I wasn’t alone…and I even told the one young couple that you did in fact open at 10AM because I CALLED YOU THE NIGHT BEFORE TO MAKE SURE. That brought great joy to the female, and great distain for the male. Sorry sucka, no football for you.

10:01…10:02…10:03…we all see you in there…making eye contact with us, but not coming within 5 feet of the front door. Finally at 10:05 I take out my receipt from my return, and call you AGAIN. Oh and what do you way?

“Oh we open at 11am on Sundays.”

EXCUSE ME? Are you serious?

Lucky for you everyone waiting with me was nice enough not to break down the front door and maul you with that stupid stuffed 'Pink' dog.

All I have to say is that you better watch your back. You never know when someone may leave you a ‘package’ a-la Packard in one of your dressing rooms.

Sincerely,
A Disgruntled Shopper (who loves your merchandise too much to stop shopping at your store)

2 comments:

Sarah said...

I can't believe they did that to you. They totally deserve the Pack-man's fudge.

Judy S said...

Hmmm. I am not sure what that link was supposed to show me, but I can guess. Maybe the person answering the phone was some leftover Xmas help?